I almost crashed into the semi in front of me while I was looking at a hot construction worker. That would’ve been an embarrassing obituary.
A priest , a rabbi and the Pope walk into a bar… the bartender says “Is this some kinda joke?
A priest , a rabbi and the Pope walk into a bar… the bartender says “Is this some kinda joke?
I used to be a fan of reading Tolkien But then I kicked the hobbit
I used to be a fan of reading Tolkien But then I kicked the hobbit
What color do Smurfs turn if you choke them?
What color do Smurfs turn if you choke them?
So an elephant and a naked man are talking, you know how that goes… and the elephant says to the naked man. “Its cute but can you really breathe through it?”
So an elephant and a naked man are talking, you know how that goes… and the elephant says to the naked man. “Its cute but can you really breathe through it?”
What did the feminist baker blame for all of her life’s problems? The Pastryarchy.
What did the feminist baker blame for all of her life’s problems? The Pastryarchy.
Apple more profitable than Samsung still in 2015 Guess you could say they definitely out cell the competition.
Apple more profitable than Samsung still in 2015 Guess you could say they definitely out cell the competition.
Do you know the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi? Well, the people in Dubai don’t like the Flinstones, but the people in Abu-Dhabi-Do.
Do you know the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi? Well, the people in Dubai don’t like the Flinstones, but the people in Abu-Dhabi-Do.
Saw Robin Hood. Basically it’s a film about stealing 13 dollars from evil movie-goers and giving it to the studios.
Saw Robin Hood. Basically it’s a film about stealing 13 dollars from evil movie-goers and giving it to the studios.
This dermatologist waits a month to diagnose a skin disorder… She’s reluctant to make a rash decision.
This dermatologist waits a month to diagnose a skin disorder… She’s reluctant to make a rash decision.