[CSI at Starbucks] “Ma’am you’ve been robbed. Suspect is at large.” Barista: At what? “At large” At what? “At venti?” OMG HOW AWFUL!!!
Nice try, coworker who offered me coffee. The last thing I want to do at work is be awake.
Nice try, coworker who offered me coffee. The last thing I want to do at work is be awake.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a registered sex offender.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a registered sex offender.
No matter how kind you are Germany children will always be kinder
No matter how kind you are Germany children will always be kinder
What do you call it when Google Glass connects to the internet? Eye-fi.
What do you call it when Google Glass connects to the internet? Eye-fi.
Next big terrorist attack I was going to tell a joke about the next horrific terrorist attack, but it’s too soon.
Next big terrorist attack I was going to tell a joke about the next horrific terrorist attack, but it’s too soon.
I’m not sure about you guys, but I’m pretty sure if she can sell seashells by the sea shore, she also has pretty big boobs.
I’m not sure about you guys, but I’m pretty sure if she can sell seashells by the sea shore, she also has pretty big boobs.
My friend David had his Id stolen. Now we just call him Dav..
My friend David had his Id stolen. Now we just call him Dav..
What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.
What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.
What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency? They take drastic measures.
What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency? They take drastic measures.