When I was 20 I took a vow of celibacy… My wife however called them “wedding vows”
What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning? A KKK-Cup!
What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning? A KKK-Cup!
I have an amazing psychic ability to find objects just before people lose them. Unfortunately, the police call it theft.
I have an amazing psychic ability to find objects just before people lose them. Unfortunately, the police call it theft.
A vagina is like a warm toilet seat on a cold day It’s nice, but you can’t help but wonder who was there before you.
A vagina is like a warm toilet seat on a cold day It’s nice, but you can’t help but wonder who was there before you.
Just bought a medical alert bracelet that says “probably just shitfaced.”
Just bought a medical alert bracelet that says “probably just shitfaced.”
Did you hear the one about the guy who got his left side cut off? He’s all right now.
Did you hear the one about the guy who got his left side cut off? He’s all right now.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity I just can’t put it down!
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity I just can’t put it down!
What do you call a girl who fucks dogs? Weird… Haha fuck naw you call em Whitney Wisconsin
What do you call a girl who fucks dogs? Weird… Haha fuck naw you call em Whitney Wisconsin
It might be a sign you have a drinking problem when the cashier at the liquor store asks if you own a bar.
It might be a sign you have a drinking problem when the cashier at the liquor store asks if you own a bar.
What did O say to Q? Your dick is hanging out.
What did O say to Q? Your dick is hanging out.