I thought I was listening to a Maroon 5 song on the radio when I realized that the radio is off and I need to have my brakes changed.
What do u get when u give a rodent date rape drugs? Mickey Mouse
What do u get when u give a rodent date rape drugs? Mickey Mouse
Why do Americans suck at DOTA2 ? because they are bad at defending towers
Why do Americans suck at DOTA2 ? because they are bad at defending towers
Over all these years, you’d think I’d remember how important the “L” in clock is…especially when asking mom if I can borrow dad’s.
Over all these years, you’d think I’d remember how important the “L” in clock is…especially when asking mom if I can borrow dad’s.
What kind of bone will a dog never eat? A trombone! From Fargo Ep. 2
What kind of bone will a dog never eat? A trombone! From Fargo Ep. 2
For sale: One parachute Used once, never opened.
For sale: One parachute Used once, never opened.
It’s always a little disconcerting how before you trust them with your life every airline checks you in using computers running Windows 95.
It’s always a little disconcerting how before you trust them with your life every airline checks you in using computers running Windows 95.
I was really bad in school. I failed maths so many times, I can’t even count.
I was really bad in school. I failed maths so many times, I can’t even count.
What did King Midas say to the centaur? Stay gold, Ponyboy.
What did King Midas say to the centaur? Stay gold, Ponyboy.
They cloned a man without his permission. Was he angry? He was just beside himself.
They cloned a man without his permission. Was he angry? He was just beside himself.