What do Barack Obama and Tiger Woods have in common? They’re both trying to screw everybody.
Why did hitler killed himself? He got the bill for gas
Why did hitler killed himself? He got the bill for gas
Where does a king keep his armies? Up his sleevies
Where does a king keep his armies? Up his sleevies
What do you call a turlte that flies? a shellocopter. damn homies
What do you call a turlte that flies? a shellocopter. damn homies
My doctor advised me to stay away from trans fats. I guess I should really get off Tumblr
My doctor advised me to stay away from trans fats. I guess I should really get off Tumblr
If you want to say something “rude” for the person you hate the most: ‘It wouldn’t be worth it to buy your voodoo doll, because i would anyways throw it in a fire right away. it’s money wasting!
If you want to say something “rude” for the person you hate the most: ‘It wouldn’t be worth it to buy your voodoo doll, because i would anyways throw it in a fire right away. it’s money wasting!
If you and I are still single in 200 years let’s agree to haunt a Burger King as a singular entity.
If you and I are still single in 200 years let’s agree to haunt a Burger King as a singular entity.
What do slutty women and Windows have in common? They’re both backwards compatible.
What do slutty women and Windows have in common? They’re both backwards compatible.
What’s the difference between Wright and Rong? Wright yells, “Objection!’ Rong is your typical Chinese man.
What’s the difference between Wright and Rong? Wright yells, “Objection!’ Rong is your typical Chinese man.
Remember when that really cute guy held the door for you at the book store? He doesn’t.
Remember when that really cute guy held the door for you at the book store? He doesn’t.