I really wanted to make a Zelda joke But there is no Links allowed.
i won a latin grammy but i have no idea what to feed her and she’s getting frustrated by the language barrier
i won a latin grammy but i have no idea what to feed her and she’s getting frustrated by the language barrier
You face Ha got “em”
You face Ha got “em”
I once heard a story of a man who played Destiny, trying to get the greatest boots of all time, named The Dubstep Grieves. He died waiting for the drop.
I once heard a story of a man who played Destiny, trying to get the greatest boots of all time, named The Dubstep Grieves. He died waiting for the drop.
What’s worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm…. Getting a bus from the plane to the terminal
What’s worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm…. Getting a bus from the plane to the terminal
How do you get an art major off your porch? Pay for the pizza
How do you get an art major off your porch? Pay for the pizza
My pants embarrassed me in front of a chick again. How many times must I tell them that it’s rude to point???
My pants embarrassed me in front of a chick again. How many times must I tell them that it’s rude to point???
Went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and I only spent $9,000.00
Went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and I only spent $9,000.00
I don’t go to Applebee’s often I know how to microwave my own meals
I don’t go to Applebee’s often I know how to microwave my own meals
Coworker: Happy Thanksgiving Eve! Gobble til you wobble! Me: *mutters* How bout you slobble on my knobble CW: What was that? Me: You too
Coworker: Happy Thanksgiving Eve! Gobble til you wobble! Me: *mutters* How bout you slobble on my knobble CW: What was that? Me: You too