All conspiracy theories are false. They’re cooked up by the government to distract people from what they’re doing.
What is the similarity between a psychologist and a prostitute? They both take your money for stuff a good friend would do for free, however they are better at it.
What is the similarity between a psychologist and a prostitute? They both take your money for stuff a good friend would do for free, however they are better at it.
What kind of blood does a born loser have? Typo
What kind of blood does a born loser have? Typo
What’s the worst animal to play cards with? A cheetah. Because it’ll rip your fucking face off.
What’s the worst animal to play cards with? A cheetah. Because it’ll rip your fucking face off.
Horrible Breakfast wife: “do u want your eggs boiled?” husband: “no, first boil your milk”
Horrible Breakfast wife: “do u want your eggs boiled?” husband: “no, first boil your milk”
What’s the difference between a dog and a fox? About 6 beers.
What’s the difference between a dog and a fox? About 6 beers.
My friend said she was taking next week off to be with her new puppy. I said, “You’re taking mutt-ernity leave?”
My friend said she was taking next week off to be with her new puppy. I said, “You’re taking mutt-ernity leave?”
“Moooooooo” – bilingual donkey
“Moooooooo” – bilingual donkey
My friends keep telling me to stop impersonating butter. But I can’t. I’m on a roll now
My friends keep telling me to stop impersonating butter. But I can’t. I’m on a roll now
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