What do u get when u give a rodent date rape drugs? Mickey Mouse
Why do Americans suck at DOTA2 ? because they are bad at defending towers
Why do Americans suck at DOTA2 ? because they are bad at defending towers
Over all these years, you’d think I’d remember how important the “L” in clock is…especially when asking mom if I can borrow dad’s.
Over all these years, you’d think I’d remember how important the “L” in clock is…especially when asking mom if I can borrow dad’s.
One of my oldest friends is my receding hairline… We go way back.
One of my oldest friends is my receding hairline… We go way back.
“Welcome to fightclub you may now kiss the bride.”
“Welcome to fightclub you may now kiss the bride.”
Studies show that men who have sex more often tend to have a longer life expectancy. Unless your wife finds out.
Studies show that men who have sex more often tend to have a longer life expectancy. Unless your wife finds out.
I had an Irish 7 course meal A potato and a six pack
I had an Irish 7 course meal A potato and a six pack
I think my life is a Saturday Night Live sketch. It began with promise, but now it’s going nowhere and the last half sucks.
I think my life is a Saturday Night Live sketch. It began with promise, but now it’s going nowhere and the last half sucks.
I like my women like I like my coffee. Quiet and in a cup.
I like my women like I like my coffee. Quiet and in a cup.
Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door… …but apparently his girlfriend was dead against it.
Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door… …but apparently his girlfriend was dead against it.