What do you call the action of a banker buying weed? A dank transaction
SO lame!!! My significant other is crippled.
SO lame!!! My significant other is crippled.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 20 seconds.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 20 seconds.
People think I’m weird because I swallowed an abacus They’re forgetting it’s what’s on the inside that counts.
People think I’m weird because I swallowed an abacus They’re forgetting it’s what’s on the inside that counts.
A horse walked into a bar… …several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger of the situation.
A horse walked into a bar… …several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger of the situation.
When you walk into a barn You step on some shit. Dammit Bojack.
When you walk into a barn You step on some shit. Dammit Bojack.
Someone told me the first person you look at after something funny happens is the person you like the most… Good thing I always keep a mirror with me
Someone told me the first person you look at after something funny happens is the person you like the most… Good thing I always keep a mirror with me
How do feminists screw in a lightbulb? By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
How do feminists screw in a lightbulb? By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
“Daddy, how do you spell Budweiser?” “Uhhh….why?” “I’m drawing a picture of you for school.” “Cool! It’s spelled G-A-T-O-R-A-D-E.”
“Daddy, how do you spell Budweiser?” “Uhhh….why?” “I’m drawing a picture of you for school.” “Cool! It’s spelled G-A-T-O-R-A-D-E.”
Why does the blood bank never make mistakes? Because they’re typo negative
Why does the blood bank never make mistakes? Because they’re typo negative