Childish immature jokes are the best * Step 1: say “eye” * Step 2: spell the word “map” * Step 3: say “nus” * Now say that all together…
There were plenty of lookers-on but no witnesses.
There were plenty of lookers-on but no witnesses.
Wife smelled eggs and thought I was bringing her breakfast in bed. How do I tell her it was just me with gas?!
Wife smelled eggs and thought I was bringing her breakfast in bed. How do I tell her it was just me with gas?!
Science at its finest. Why are all subatomic particles gay? Because they are all atoms
Science at its finest. Why are all subatomic particles gay? Because they are all atoms
My boss asked if he dropped his watch in the toilet Because I was shitting on his time And joke creds to him. I was also fresh out of witty comebacks…
My boss asked if he dropped his watch in the toilet Because I was shitting on his time And joke creds to him. I was also fresh out of witty comebacks…
Who took care of German army dogs after the war? Veteran Aryans
Who took care of German army dogs after the war? Veteran Aryans
What do you call people who use the pull out method? Parents
What do you call people who use the pull out method? Parents
If you watch Twitter backwards, it’s about millions of socially-awkward people gradually learning how to survive in the real world.
If you watch Twitter backwards, it’s about millions of socially-awkward people gradually learning how to survive in the real world.
Heya /r/jokes! do you want to know how to keep a loser in suspense? I might tell you tomorrow.
Heya /r/jokes! do you want to know how to keep a loser in suspense? I might tell you tomorrow.
Why is it called Black Friday? Because the deals are such..A nigger
Why is it called Black Friday? Because the deals are such..A nigger