Category: Money jokes

Cane sugar is the best! It just can’t be beet!

To me, suicide seems selfish. For all I know, someone else might want to kill me

Do you want to hear the funniest joke of 2015? I think its stupid but a lot of people say its funny. #blacklivesmatter

Imagine the most awkward thing you’ve ever experienced & it pales in comparison to watching me try to pass someone walking.

[Dads birthday] “Make a wish Dad” *Dad blows out candles *Looks around *Looks @ wife Where did our son go? -What son? *Dad cries with joy

I told this guy I was arguing with if he stepped one more step closer I would hit him in the face, but he kept walking right to me. I guess he didn’t understand the punchline.

My satellite navigation told me to turn around. Now I can’t see where I’m driving.

There are many different theories about why humans even need to sleep but I’m pretty sure it’s to charge our phones.

Your jokes are only as funny as someone else’s sense of humor.

Interviewer: What’s your greatest strength? Potential employee: Shape shifting. Interviewer: Really? Interviewer: Yes. Interviewer: Shit.