“I need to find somewhere to park,” I told my wife. “What about over there?” she said. “I can’t,” I replied, “It says between 1 and 9 only.” “Well, why is that stopping you?” “I’m 23.”
Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse? They can not stand stakes!
Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse? They can not stand stakes!
I like my women like I like my Scotch. Noice.
I like my women like I like my Scotch. Noice.
bad scary film I was watching a really poorly done scary movie last night, it was horrorble.
bad scary film I was watching a really poorly done scary movie last night, it was horrorble.
Last time I saw my boyfriend he was getting on a plane to Helsinki. You might say he vanished into Finnair.
Last time I saw my boyfriend he was getting on a plane to Helsinki. You might say he vanished into Finnair.
I love the study of languages, and am very keen in my analysis: I am a cunning linguist ;)
I love the study of languages, and am very keen in my analysis: I am a cunning linguist 😉
I don’t need a reason to enjoy a little wine. I just need a glass.
I don’t need a reason to enjoy a little wine. I just need a glass.
Did you hear about the time Helen Keller fell down the well? She screamed her fingers to the bone.
Did you hear about the time Helen Keller fell down the well? She screamed her fingers to the bone.
School is like a boner.. It’s long and hard unless you’re Asian.
School is like a boner.. It’s long and hard unless you’re Asian.
You thought i would bring up an old meme from 5 years ago? Nope, Chuck Testa
You thought i would bring up an old meme from 5 years ago? Nope, Chuck Testa