Did you hear about the time Helen Keller fell down the well? She screamed her fingers to the bone.
School is like a boner.. It’s long and hard unless you’re Asian.
School is like a boner.. It’s long and hard unless you’re Asian.
You thought i would bring up an old meme from 5 years ago? Nope, Chuck Testa
You thought i would bring up an old meme from 5 years ago? Nope, Chuck Testa
You have 2 coins that make 30 cents, one is not a nickle… One is a Quarter and the other is a nickle. I’ll see myself out…
You have 2 coins that make 30 cents, one is not a nickle… One is a Quarter and the other is a nickle. I’ll see myself out…
You know the Yahoo hack is not that bad… at least someone knows my password to my Yahoo account.
You know the Yahoo hack is not that bad… at least someone knows my password to my Yahoo account.
Have you ever wondered why Aspirin is white? It’s because it works!
Have you ever wondered why Aspirin is white? It’s because it works!
After thinking about how bad the average person is at math I’ve realized that about 75% of people are worse.
After thinking about how bad the average person is at math I’ve realized that about 75% of people are worse.
I don’t want to alarm anyone but I’ve purchased a ukulele. Soon as I can jam, there’ll be auditions for my band behind the 7-11. NO WEIRDOS
I don’t want to alarm anyone but I’ve purchased a ukulele. Soon as I can jam, there’ll be auditions for my band behind the 7-11. NO WEIRDOS
I repurposed some lumber. It was ex-siding.
I repurposed some lumber. It was ex-siding.
My desires are unconfessional. No wait. Unconditional? Pumpkin sensual? I just had it. Undone sectionals? Unmoustachable? Stunned pistachio?
My desires are unconfessional. No wait. Unconditional? Pumpkin sensual? I just had it. Undone sectionals? Unmoustachable? Stunned pistachio?