What type of animal browses Reddit? Karma-vore
What is the first symptom of AIDS? A pounding sensation in your ass.
What is the first symptom of AIDS? A pounding sensation in your ass.
How to fix something: -Say “let’s have a look” -Describe the brokenness -Break it a bit more -Say “nah it’s broken” -Place hands on hips
How to fix something: -Say “let’s have a look” -Describe the brokenness -Break it a bit more -Say “nah it’s broken” -Place hands on hips
What’s Quentin Tarantino’s favorite place to visit? http://www.wikifeet.com/
What’s Quentin Tarantino’s favorite place to visit? http://www.wikifeet.com/
At the liquor store: “Hey, do you need help?” “Yes, but I come here instead”
At the liquor store: “Hey, do you need help?” “Yes, but I come here instead”
Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.
Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.
Relationship or hallucination… Either way, I’m seeing someone
Relationship or hallucination… Either way, I’m seeing someone
Dear 6-year-old me: As an adult you won’t need to know cursive but you will need an ability to type with your thumbs. The future is weird.
Dear 6-year-old me: As an adult you won’t need to know cursive but you will need an ability to type with your thumbs. The future is weird.
Woman:”Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” Man: “Either way love, we’ll be having sex in a minute”
Woman:”Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” Man: “Either way love, we’ll be having sex in a minute”
How to: Wake up a black guy Guy next to him and say “I got KFC”
How to: Wake up a black guy Guy next to him and say “I got KFC”