Adulthood – Pros: you can eat ice cream in bed. Cons: this will somehow make you sadder.
Cold turkey tastes so good. Why would anyone want to quit it?
Cold turkey tastes so good. Why would anyone want to quit it?
Used tampons should be hung outside for the mosquito
Used tampons should be hung outside for the mosquito
How do Muslims laugh? Muahahahamed Note: I don’t have any prejudices against Islamic people.
How do Muslims laugh? Muahahahamed Note: I don’t have any prejudices against Islamic people.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can never find home
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can never find home
I used to use alcohol as a crutch at parties Now it’s more like Stephen Hawking’s computer-chair
I used to use alcohol as a crutch at parties Now it’s more like Stephen Hawking’s computer-chair
I once had an epileptic fit during my turn at a game of charades. Everyone just kept yelling, “HOW MANY WORDS?” and “IS IT THE EXORCIST?”.
I once had an epileptic fit during my turn at a game of charades. Everyone just kept yelling, “HOW MANY WORDS?” and “IS IT THE EXORCIST?”.
What did the redditor do to a post? He rEDDITed it. I’ll leave.
What did the redditor do to a post? He rEDDITed it. I’ll leave.
“Mickey Mouse, it says here that you want to divorce Minnie because she was… extremely silly?” “No, I said she was fucking Goofy.”
“Mickey Mouse, it says here that you want to divorce Minnie because she was… extremely silly?” “No, I said she was fucking Goofy.”
Short Dad Joke These kind of jokes always make me laugh a little, if you don’t get it at first.. think about it! “A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.”
Short Dad Joke These kind of jokes always make me laugh a little, if you don’t get it at first.. think about it! “A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.”