What’s a pirates favourite letter? P, because without it they’re irate
What did one potatoe say to another? Dan Quayle wrote this joke.
What did one potatoe say to another? Dan Quayle wrote this joke.
I heard there’s this amazing place underground… …where you can have sex with miners.
I heard there’s this amazing place underground… …where you can have sex with miners.
You know what they say about a man with cold hands…… No gloves.
You know what they say about a man with cold hands…… No gloves.
What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream? Sure, Bert!
What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream? Sure, Bert!
My son claims he “loves me,” but the contents with which he fills diapers he KNOWS I’LL BE CHANGING suggests otherwise.
My son claims he “loves me,” but the contents with which he fills diapers he KNOWS I’LL BE CHANGING suggests otherwise.
NSFW: I just realized that I’ve never been with a black or middle eastern girl… So I added them to my fuckit list.
NSFW: I just realized that I’ve never been with a black or middle eastern girl… So I added them to my fuckit list.
What gun does Jesus hate the most? The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the /r/pka podcast
What gun does Jesus hate the most? The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the /r/pka podcast
How do you cure the hiccups? Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
How do you cure the hiccups? Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
Another Halloween joke. A skeleton walks into a bar… He orders a beer, and a mop.
Another Halloween joke. A skeleton walks into a bar… He orders a beer, and a mop.