Three Germans were sitting in a bar telling jokes about WWII. They lost it.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why did Hitler kill himself? He got his gas bill.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He got his gas bill.
Adulthood – Pros: you can eat ice cream in bed. Cons: this will somehow make you sadder.
Adulthood – Pros: you can eat ice cream in bed. Cons: this will somehow make you sadder.
Cold turkey tastes so good. Why would anyone want to quit it?
Cold turkey tastes so good. Why would anyone want to quit it?
Used tampons should be hung outside for the mosquito
Used tampons should be hung outside for the mosquito
How do Muslims laugh? Muahahahamed Note: I don’t have any prejudices against Islamic people.
How do Muslims laugh? Muahahahamed Note: I don’t have any prejudices against Islamic people.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can never find home
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can never find home
I used to use alcohol as a crutch at parties Now it’s more like Stephen Hawking’s computer-chair
I used to use alcohol as a crutch at parties Now it’s more like Stephen Hawking’s computer-chair
I once had an epileptic fit during my turn at a game of charades. Everyone just kept yelling, “HOW MANY WORDS?” and “IS IT THE EXORCIST?”.
I once had an epileptic fit during my turn at a game of charades. Everyone just kept yelling, “HOW MANY WORDS?” and “IS IT THE EXORCIST?”.