Some apples don’t fall far from the tree, BUT other apples catch a good roll and keep rolling…and rolling…and rolling..
Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium BATMAN!
Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium BATMAN!
“Am I the first man you have ever loved?” he said. “Of course,” she answered “Why do men always ask the same question?”.
“Am I the first man you have ever loved?” he said. “Of course,” she answered “Why do men always ask the same question?”.
Horse buying tip: ALWAYS ask how much horsepower a horse has. If a horse is less than one horsepower, you’ve got yourself a crap horse.
Horse buying tip: ALWAYS ask how much horsepower a horse has. If a horse is less than one horsepower, you’ve got yourself a crap horse.
Why did the farmer start a punk rock band? He was tired of Haulin’ Oats
Why did the farmer start a punk rock band? He was tired of Haulin’ Oats
My New Years Resolution 4K
My New Years Resolution 4K
Did you hear about the girl with the boobs on her back? She was hell to look at but nice to dance with.
Did you hear about the girl with the boobs on her back? She was hell to look at but nice to dance with.
Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College? Because they were bard.
Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College? Because they were bard.
It’s ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too.
It’s ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too.
I can describe my girlfriend and 9/11 in one word bush
I can describe my girlfriend and 9/11 in one word bush