I don’t want to alarm anyone but I’ve purchased a ukulele. Soon as I can jam, there’ll be auditions for my band behind the 7-11. NO WEIRDOS
I repurposed some lumber. It was ex-siding.
I repurposed some lumber. It was ex-siding.
My desires are unconfessional. No wait. Unconditional? Pumpkin sensual? I just had it. Undone sectionals? Unmoustachable? Stunned pistachio?
My desires are unconfessional. No wait. Unconditional? Pumpkin sensual? I just had it. Undone sectionals? Unmoustachable? Stunned pistachio?
Be safe this weekend, otherwise your dumb friends will end up telling some local news reporter how you were always the “life of the party.”
Be safe this weekend, otherwise your dumb friends will end up telling some local news reporter how you were always the “life of the party.”
Diamonds aren’t a girl’s best friend. Perfectly regulated office temperatures are a girl’s best friend.
Diamonds aren’t a girl’s best friend. Perfectly regulated office temperatures are a girl’s best friend.
5-year-old: Why is there a baseball bat under your bed? Me: In case there’s a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball?
5-year-old: Why is there a baseball bat under your bed? Me: In case there’s a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball?
Hedgehogs: why can’t they just share the hedge?
Hedgehogs: why can’t they just share the hedge?
If you’re ever lost in the woods and have a compass, the compass can help you be lost more north.
If you’re ever lost in the woods and have a compass, the compass can help you be lost more north.
If a tree falls in the forest… …and Linkin Park was playing a concert adjacent to that tree, in the end, does it even matter?
If a tree falls in the forest… …and Linkin Park was playing a concert adjacent to that tree, in the end, does it even matter?
Q: Why is a man’s pee yellow and his sperm white? A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.
Q: Why is a man’s pee yellow and his sperm white? A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.