I can describe my girlfriend and 9/11 in one word bush
A bald man was once presented with a comb as a gift… He said, “I’ll never part with it.”
A bald man was once presented with a comb as a gift… He said, “I’ll never part with it.”
It’s cute that kids think they’re safer with the light on, when actually it makes you more vulnerable and easier to spot.
It’s cute that kids think they’re safer with the light on, when actually it makes you more vulnerable and easier to spot.
How do you know you’ve been making too many jokes? When the wordplay becomes wordwork.
How do you know you’ve been making too many jokes? When the wordplay becomes wordwork.
Shit happens. Just flush the toilet and move on.
Shit happens. Just flush the toilet and move on.
I could never be friends with a dildo. They’re stuck-up cunts.
I could never be friends with a dildo. They’re stuck-up cunts.
What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time? The Caliph ate.
What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time? The Caliph ate.
How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Not bad!
How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Not bad!
“I’ll put this somewhere I won’t lose it.” (I’ll hide it somewhere I’ll never see it again.)
“I’ll put this somewhere I won’t lose it.” (I’ll hide it somewhere I’ll never see it again.)
Knuckle tats: (I)(M)(H)(U)(N)(G)(R)(Y)
Knuckle tats: (I)(M)(H)(U)(N)(G)(R)(Y)