What do you call a task that isn’t quite mundane? Tuesdane
Why’d the blonde snort a line of Splenda? She thought it was diet coke
Why’d the blonde snort a line of Splenda? She thought it was diet coke
INSERT SHTTY JOKE HERE [NSFW]
INSERT SHTTY JOKE HERE [NSFW]
Grilled cheeses are the sweatpants of sandwiches.
Grilled cheeses are the sweatpants of sandwiches.
Nice try, fat girls ordering a salad on the first date. Nice try.
Nice try, fat girls ordering a salad on the first date. Nice try.
What do you call a gay man in Russia? Forbidden fruit.
What do you call a gay man in Russia? Forbidden fruit.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets… then every year we could save millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of aids.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets… then every year we could save millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of aids.
One Night Stand This furniture store keeps emailing me, all I wanted was one night stand!
One Night Stand This furniture store keeps emailing me, all I wanted was one night stand!
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the kid. Hey kid, you wanna buy some candy?
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the kid. Hey kid, you wanna buy some candy?
“I need to find somewhere to park,” I told my wife. “What about over there?” she said. “I can’t,” I replied, “It says between 1 and 9 only.” “Well, why is that stopping you?” “I’m 23.”
“I need to find somewhere to park,” I told my wife. “What about over there?” she said. “I can’t,” I replied, “It says between 1 and 9 only.” “Well, why is that stopping you?” “I’m 23.”