Category: Money jokes

“Am I the first man you have ever loved?” he said. “Of course,” she answered “Why do men always ask the same question?”.

Reality! 11:30- I will go to bed soon. 03:30- Why am i on wikipedia reading about advanced nuclear theory.

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ? His bark was much worse than it’s bite !

Is it so much to ask that everyone who ever wronged me be forced to leave the country and change their identity?

[NSFW] Did I ever tell you guys about my idea for a line of sex toys marketed towards sleazy women? I’m calling it “Toys for Thots.”

her: tell me about yourself me: ok so u know when a dog runs too fast on tile and crashes into a wall but then looks at u like its ur fault

Hillary Clinton very well just might be the first F president. I left out the emale because someone deleted them.

Childish immature jokes are the best * Step 1: say “eye” * Step 2: spell the word “map” * Step 3: say “nus” * Now say that all together…

There were plenty of lookers-on but no witnesses.

Wife smelled eggs and thought I was bringing her breakfast in bed. How do I tell her it was just me with gas?!