My daughter just announced she’s SICK of stupid-ass people. I said “Oh darlin, you’re gonna feel ill for a long time.. they’re everywhere.”
I like my women how I like my whiskey……. Age 12 and all mixed up in coke.
I like my women how I like my whiskey……. Age 12 and all mixed up in coke.
A Prius just tried to race me from a stop sign. I totally had it for the first 100 feet, but I can only walk so fast.
A Prius just tried to race me from a stop sign. I totally had it for the first 100 feet, but I can only walk so fast.
Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.
Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.
The sexiest fantasy in 50 Shades Of Grey is the bit where she gets a job in journalism without having to do years of unpaid work experience.
The sexiest fantasy in 50 Shades Of Grey is the bit where she gets a job in journalism without having to do years of unpaid work experience.
Rugby… if it was easy, it would be called your mom.
Rugby… if it was easy, it would be called your mom.
Smile is the only curved line that can make everything straight
Smile is the only curved line that can make everything straight
What noise does Doppler’s cat make? Meeeeeaaaaaaoooooo^oooowwww^wwww^www
What noise does Doppler’s cat make? Meeeeeaaaaaaoooooo^oooowwww^wwww^www
I tried anal for the first time last night and I hated it… Fuck that shit
I tried anal for the first time last night and I hated it… Fuck that shit
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? He’s all right.
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? He’s all right.