Hedgehogs: why can’t they just share the hedge?
If you’re ever lost in the woods and have a compass, the compass can help you be lost more north.
If you’re ever lost in the woods and have a compass, the compass can help you be lost more north.
If a tree falls in the forest… …and Linkin Park was playing a concert adjacent to that tree, in the end, does it even matter?
If a tree falls in the forest… …and Linkin Park was playing a concert adjacent to that tree, in the end, does it even matter?
Q: Why is a man’s pee yellow and his sperm white? A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.
Q: Why is a man’s pee yellow and his sperm white? A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.
I don’t know if this american election is an actually presidential election or an iq test These damn american’s are sure failing the IQ test
I don’t know if this american election is an actually presidential election or an iq test These damn american’s are sure failing the IQ test
Why did Muhammad cross the road? You should not question the prophet’s motives infidel!
Why did Muhammad cross the road? You should not question the prophet’s motives infidel!
Women never listen properly Wife: I lost my keys Man: Its in your jeans Wife: Dont drag my family into this.
Women never listen properly Wife: I lost my keys Man: Its in your jeans Wife: Dont drag my family into this.
Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow Mines made of mammary foam
Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow Mines made of mammary foam
Some apples don’t fall far from the tree, BUT other apples catch a good roll and keep rolling…and rolling…and rolling..
Some apples don’t fall far from the tree, BUT other apples catch a good roll and keep rolling…and rolling…and rolling..
Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium BATMAN!
Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium BATMAN!