Kids having the best time ever sound exactly the same as kids being axe-murdered.
What do you call a man in the window? INNUENDO!!!!!!!
What do you call a man in the window? INNUENDO!!!!!!!
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam? You weren’t there man
What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam? You weren’t there man
Rabbis Don’t get paid for circumcisions. But they get to keep the tips.
Rabbis Don’t get paid for circumcisions. But they get to keep the tips.
What’s a pirates favourite letter? P, because without it they’re irate
What’s a pirates favourite letter? P, because without it they’re irate
What did one potatoe say to another? Dan Quayle wrote this joke.
What did one potatoe say to another? Dan Quayle wrote this joke.
I heard there’s this amazing place underground… …where you can have sex with miners.
I heard there’s this amazing place underground… …where you can have sex with miners.
You know what they say about a man with cold hands…… No gloves.
You know what they say about a man with cold hands…… No gloves.
What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream? Sure, Bert!
What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream? Sure, Bert!