Smile is the only curved line that can make everything straight
What noise does Doppler’s cat make? Meeeeeaaaaaaoooooo^oooowwww^wwww^www
What noise does Doppler’s cat make? Meeeeeaaaaaaoooooo^oooowwww^wwww^www
I tried anal for the first time last night and I hated it… Fuck that shit
I tried anal for the first time last night and I hated it… Fuck that shit
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? He’s all right.
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? He’s all right.
Why do the people in front of me at the ATM always seems to be having some sort of damn major financial crisis?
Why do the people in front of me at the ATM always seems to be having some sort of damn major financial crisis?
Kids having the best time ever sound exactly the same as kids being axe-murdered.
Kids having the best time ever sound exactly the same as kids being axe-murdered.
What do you call a man in the window? INNUENDO!!!!!!!
What do you call a man in the window? INNUENDO!!!!!!!
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam? You weren’t there man
What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam? You weren’t there man
Rabbis Don’t get paid for circumcisions. But they get to keep the tips.
Rabbis Don’t get paid for circumcisions. But they get to keep the tips.