My New Years Resolution 4K
Did you hear about the girl with the boobs on her back? She was hell to look at but nice to dance with.
Did you hear about the girl with the boobs on her back? She was hell to look at but nice to dance with.
Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College? Because they were bard.
Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College? Because they were bard.
It’s ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too.
It’s ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too.
I can describe my girlfriend and 9/11 in one word bush
I can describe my girlfriend and 9/11 in one word bush
A bald man was once presented with a comb as a gift… He said, “I’ll never part with it.”
A bald man was once presented with a comb as a gift… He said, “I’ll never part with it.”
It’s cute that kids think they’re safer with the light on, when actually it makes you more vulnerable and easier to spot.
It’s cute that kids think they’re safer with the light on, when actually it makes you more vulnerable and easier to spot.
How do you know you’ve been making too many jokes? When the wordplay becomes wordwork.
How do you know you’ve been making too many jokes? When the wordplay becomes wordwork.
Shit happens. Just flush the toilet and move on.
Shit happens. Just flush the toilet and move on.
I could never be friends with a dildo. They’re stuck-up cunts.
I could never be friends with a dildo. They’re stuck-up cunts.