So my neighbor asked me to fix her sink She’s obviously never seen a porno because it’s been an hour and I’m still fixing the damn sink
Three Germans were sitting in a bar telling jokes about WWII. They lost it.
Three Germans were sitting in a bar telling jokes about WWII. They lost it.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why did Hitler kill himself? He got his gas bill.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He got his gas bill.
Heard this one in history class. North Korea threatened to bomb the US and France immediately surrendered.
Heard this one in history class. North Korea threatened to bomb the US and France immediately surrendered.
7y: mummy, how long have you been married to daddy? Me: 7 years 7y: how long have you got left?
7y: mummy, how long have you been married to daddy? Me: 7 years 7y: how long have you got left?
Yooo mama’s sooo fat…that when she jump fo joyyyy… She got stuck.
Yooo mama’s sooo fat…that when she jump fo joyyyy… She got stuck.
What do 9 out of 10 people consider a good time? Gang rape.
What do 9 out of 10 people consider a good time? Gang rape.
What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry?Never lick the spoon.
What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry?Never lick the spoon.
If the beavers are rowing their canoe down main st and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes will it take to shingle a dog house? Seven because ice cream has no bones
If the beavers are rowing their canoe down main st and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes will it take to shingle a dog house? Seven because ice cream has no bones