Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Cane sugar is the best! It just can’t be beet!
Cane sugar is the best! It just can’t be beet!
To me, suicide seems selfish. For all I know, someone else might want to kill me
To me, suicide seems selfish. For all I know, someone else might want to kill me
Do you want to hear the funniest joke of 2015? I think its stupid but a lot of people say its funny. #blacklivesmatter
Do you want to hear the funniest joke of 2015? I think its stupid but a lot of people say its funny. #blacklivesmatter
Imagine the most awkward thing you’ve ever experienced & it pales in comparison to watching me try to pass someone walking.
Imagine the most awkward thing you’ve ever experienced & it pales in comparison to watching me try to pass someone walking.
[Dads birthday] “Make a wish Dad” *Dad blows out candles *Looks around *Looks @ wife Where did our son go? -What son? *Dad cries with joy
[Dads birthday] “Make a wish Dad” *Dad blows out candles *Looks around *Looks @ wife Where did our son go? -What son? *Dad cries with joy
My dyslexic friend sobbed uncontrollably as he confessed that he kept spelling his own name backwards I really do feel for Bob.
My dyslexic friend sobbed uncontrollably as he confessed that he kept spelling his own name backwards I really do feel for Bob.
What do you call a bitchy midget who can get to places quickly? A shortcunt.
What do you call a bitchy midget who can get to places quickly? A shortcunt.
My extra sensitive toothpaste cries when I don’t brush my teeth
My extra sensitive toothpaste cries when I don’t brush my teeth
What do neo-Nazis do on Hitler’s birthday? Heil if I know
What do neo-Nazis do on Hitler’s birthday? Heil if I know