I was having a good day until my imaginary friend stole my coloring book & crayons & he demands $100 for their return. What a stressful day!
People ask me what it’s like designing children’s parks… It’s all swings and roundabouts to be honest
People ask me what it’s like designing children’s parks… It’s all swings and roundabouts to be honest
TIP: if ur worried about the airworthiness of the plane you’re on offer it a chip. If it eats it you’re on a seagull. Disembark immediately
TIP: if ur worried about the airworthiness of the plane you’re on offer it a chip. If it eats it you’re on a seagull. Disembark immediately
Excuse me sir, where do you keep the “Whoomp”? Oh, there it is.
Excuse me sir, where do you keep the “Whoomp”? Oh, there it is.
What do you call a pretend railway ? A play station !
What do you call a pretend railway ? A play station !
Why go through the trouble of becoming an astronaut when you could just put a plastic bag over your head and roll down a hill in a freezer?
Why go through the trouble of becoming an astronaut when you could just put a plastic bag over your head and roll down a hill in a freezer?
Two brothers were sitting on a plane One said the the other if the plane flies upside down, would we fall out? The other replies, no we’d still be friends.
Two brothers were sitting on a plane One said the the other if the plane flies upside down, would we fall out? The other replies, no we’d still be friends.
office joke It’s amazing how a person can compliment and insult you at the same time. Recently, when I greeted my coworker, she said, “You look so gorgeous, I didn’t recognize you.”
office joke It’s amazing how a person can compliment and insult you at the same time. Recently, when I greeted my coworker, she said, “You look so gorgeous, I didn’t recognize you.”
What does artificial light consist of? Fauxtons
What does artificial light consist of? Fauxtons
At the bank, I told the teller I’d like to open a joint account She asked “Okay, with whom?” “With whoever had the most money” I answered
At the bank, I told the teller I’d like to open a joint account She asked “Okay, with whom?” “With whoever had the most money” I answered