Why did the ghosts haunt the bar? For the boos.
Some people are like slinkies Not really good for much, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs
Some people are like slinkies Not really good for much, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs
I apologize and Im sorry mean the same thing… Except when you’re at a funeral.
I apologize and Im sorry mean the same thing… Except when you’re at a funeral.
I hope that bee enjoyed the close-up of my face because that’s the last thing he ever saw. #rip
I hope that bee enjoyed the close-up of my face because that’s the last thing he ever saw. #rip
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? He called it “Ham Hocks”.
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? He called it “Ham Hocks”.
I like my women like I like my Building 7. Going down for no reason. That’s a conspiracy reference that 9 out of 11 people don’t get. It’s an inside joke.
I like my women like I like my Building 7. Going down for no reason. That’s a conspiracy reference that 9 out of 11 people don’t get. It’s an inside joke.
how can you make a blonde laugh on a Sunday? Tell her a joke Wednesday.
how can you make a blonde laugh on a Sunday? Tell her a joke Wednesday.
My brother can dish it out, but he can’t take it. He since lost his job as a waiter.
My brother can dish it out, but he can’t take it. He since lost his job as a waiter.
19 and 20 got into a fight… Now they’re facing 123 years on disturbing the peace.
19 and 20 got into a fight… Now they’re facing 123 years on disturbing the peace.
What did the winner of the weak muscles competition get? Atrophy.
What did the winner of the weak muscles competition get? Atrophy.