Pyramid schemes… Wrong on so many levels
Went to the doctor today and my many years of phone sex has finally caught up with me. I have hearing AIDS now.
Went to the doctor today and my many years of phone sex has finally caught up with me. I have hearing AIDS now.
I’m scared of lifts Guess I have to take steps to avoid them
I’m scared of lifts Guess I have to take steps to avoid them
What goes clop, clop, bang bang bangbangbang!clop,clop,clop? An amish driveby
What goes clop, clop, bang bang bangbangbang!clop,clop,clop? An amish driveby
It irks me when my wife doesn’t fold my shirts the way I like. It irks her when I do a bunch of drugs & destroy our family. Potato Po-tah-to
It irks me when my wife doesn’t fold my shirts the way I like. It irks her when I do a bunch of drugs & destroy our family. Potato Po-tah-to
A fish swam into a wall… and said “dam!”
A fish swam into a wall… and said “dam!”
How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it!
How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it!
Why can’t Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii? “Aloha Ackbar” doesn’t go over well at the airport
Why can’t Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii? “Aloha Ackbar” doesn’t go over well at the airport
Jesus tells Peter, “Come forth and you shall have eternal glory!” Peter came in fifth and won a toaster.
Jesus tells Peter, “Come forth and you shall have eternal glory!” Peter came in fifth and won a toaster.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar… Sits down and orders a side of fries, the bartender says “sorry we don’t serve food here.”
A ham sandwich walks into a bar… Sits down and orders a side of fries, the bartender says “sorry we don’t serve food here.”