I want a Times New Roman on the streets and a Wingdings in the sheets.
A chinese kid called his mom a horse She said don’t use that tone with me
A chinese kid called his mom a horse She said don’t use that tone with me
My 4 yr old asked if I was sick, I said “Yes, please ask mommy to bring me the Sudafed”… My wife walks by me and says, “Why do you want soup in bed?”
My 4 yr old asked if I was sick, I said “Yes, please ask mommy to bring me the Sudafed”… My wife walks by me and says, “Why do you want soup in bed?”
What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet? Very limited fonts.
What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet? Very limited fonts.
This guy tried to sell me a casket. I told him, “well, that’s the *last* thing I’m gonna need.”
This guy tried to sell me a casket. I told him, “well, that’s the *last* thing I’m gonna need.”
I’m scared of lifts Guess I have to take steps to avoid them
I’m scared of lifts Guess I have to take steps to avoid them
What goes clop, clop, bang bang bangbangbang!clop,clop,clop? An amish driveby
What goes clop, clop, bang bang bangbangbang!clop,clop,clop? An amish driveby
It irks me when my wife doesn’t fold my shirts the way I like. It irks her when I do a bunch of drugs & destroy our family. Potato Po-tah-to
It irks me when my wife doesn’t fold my shirts the way I like. It irks her when I do a bunch of drugs & destroy our family. Potato Po-tah-to
A fish swam into a wall… and said “dam!”
A fish swam into a wall… and said “dam!”
How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it!
How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it!