What do you call a salad that’s been cut with a knife? Ceasar
the host of the party told me to make myself comfortable so I went back home to bed
the host of the party told me to make myself comfortable so I went back home to bed
What do you call a German outkast? Hey, ja!
What do you call a German outkast? Hey, ja!
I really really hope parallel universe me is vomiting on my cat’s carpet right now.
I really really hope parallel universe me is vomiting on my cat’s carpet right now.
What did the zero say to the eight? Where’d you get the cool belt?
What did the zero say to the eight? Where’d you get the cool belt?
Girlfriend and I are visiting San Fran to finally see the Golden Gate in person. “What are we going to do when we see it?” she asks. “We’ll cross that bridge when we get there.”
Girlfriend and I are visiting San Fran to finally see the Golden Gate in person. “What are we going to do when we see it?” she asks. “We’ll cross that bridge when we get there.”
Why Can’t the Guy Addicted to Brake Fluid Quit? He couldn’t stop.
Why Can’t the Guy Addicted to Brake Fluid Quit? He couldn’t stop.
How does a sloth hang itself? By trying to jump rope.
How does a sloth hang itself? By trying to jump rope.
Top 3 questions asked by my parents: 3) How’s the business? 2) Do you have a girlfriend? 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator?
Top 3 questions asked by my parents: 3) How’s the business? 2) Do you have a girlfriend? 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator?
Where do you find a paraplegic Where you left them
Where do you find a paraplegic Where you left them