Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way 🙁
Roses are red… Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.
Roses are red… Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.
A green grape is on a vine next to a purple grape. It looks over, gasps, and says “BREATHE!”
A green grape is on a vine next to a purple grape. It looks over, gasps, and says “BREATHE!”
Amazon’s Prime Day
Amazon’s Prime Day
What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.
What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.
If you move to a different country at least TRY to fit in with the culture. Like when I lived in Italy & changed my name to Mario Spaghetti
If you move to a different country at least TRY to fit in with the culture. Like when I lived in Italy & changed my name to Mario Spaghetti
What does Tumblr and KFC’s chicken have in common? They both contain high amounts of trans fats. Edit: Omg guys! I didn’t expect this to take off this much, thanks guys!
What does Tumblr and KFC’s chicken have in common? They both contain high amounts of trans fats. Edit: Omg guys! I didn’t expect this to take off this much, thanks guys!
I’ve been wondering for a while now… If a man who likes Asians has Yellow Fever, and a man who likes Africans has Jungle Fever; does that mean because I like Native Americans, that I have Smallpox?
I’ve been wondering for a while now… If a man who likes Asians has Yellow Fever, and a man who likes Africans has Jungle Fever; does that mean because I like Native Americans, that I have Smallpox?
How do you advertise a motor home? A trailer
How do you advertise a motor home? A trailer
[Me as a Realtor] BUYERS: this is a great house, what’s the catch? ME: Well, it is a bit.. [cant think of the word haunted] ghost encrusted
[Me as a Realtor] BUYERS: this is a great house, what’s the catch? ME: Well, it is a bit.. [cant think of the word haunted] ghost encrusted