*cute bartender gives me back my credit card* “No it’s cool, you keep it”
I tried baby proofing my home.. But they keep getting in
I tried baby proofing my home.. But they keep getting in
knock knock Knock knock? Who’s there? King Tut King Tut who? King Tut Key Fried Chicken!
knock knock Knock knock? Who’s there? King Tut King Tut who? King Tut Key Fried Chicken!
Instead of complaining that it’s hard to remove glitter, accept it. Embrace it. You are a shiny person now.
Instead of complaining that it’s hard to remove glitter, accept it. Embrace it. You are a shiny person now.
[creation of bats] God: stretch out that mouse
[creation of bats] God: stretch out that mouse
What does a mother use to keep her childrens’ toenails soft and smooth? A pedi-file
What does a mother use to keep her childrens’ toenails soft and smooth? A pedi-file
Most of the people dream of not working and having lots of money. During an economic crisis 50 % of those dreams came true.
Most of the people dream of not working and having lots of money. During an economic crisis 50 % of those dreams came true.
A geneticist was unhappy with the result when he spliced potato DNA with that of his own genitals. Nobody likes dictators
A geneticist was unhappy with the result when he spliced potato DNA with that of his own genitals. Nobody likes dictators
I can’t remember my Password i can remember my Password being “Mypenis” but it keeps telling me that my password is too short :(
I can’t remember my Password i can remember my Password being “Mypenis” but it keeps telling me that my password is too short 🙁
Writing with a dull pencil is pointless…
Writing with a dull pencil is pointless…