If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
Is it possible to be bored to death? That all depends on the drill.
Is it possible to be bored to death? That all depends on the drill.
Caught my kid forging my signature and I have to say, pretty good for a third grader
Caught my kid forging my signature and I have to say, pretty good for a third grader
I didn’t quit my job today I wanted to quit, but they threatened to fire me
I didn’t quit my job today I wanted to quit, but they threatened to fire me
Did you hear that? What? DID YOU HEAR THAT? NOT “WHAT?”..WHAT!? What? *axe murderer kills both*
Did you hear that? What? DID YOU HEAR THAT? NOT “WHAT?”..WHAT!? What? *axe murderer kills both*
What’s the difference between jelly and jam? I can’t jelly my dick into a girls ass.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam? I can’t jelly my dick into a girls ass.
*guy getting eaten by a shark* Guy: I just wanted to say I’m Vegan. Shark, spitting him out: Wtf man. I had you in my mouth & everything.
*guy getting eaten by a shark* Guy: I just wanted to say I’m Vegan. Shark, spitting him out: Wtf man. I had you in my mouth & everything.
Why cant a Gorilla get a job? BECAUSE HE’S BLACK
Why cant a Gorilla get a job? BECAUSE HE’S BLACK
Me: Whatcha making? Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough? Mom: Get out.
Me: Whatcha making? Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough? Mom: Get out.
What did Luke say at Han and Leia’s wedding? May divorce be with you
What did Luke say at Han and Leia’s wedding? May divorce be with you