How many times did people question the honesty of Shakira’s hips before she finally decided to defend them in a song?
I like to take my girlfriend to restaurants so she can complain I call it “whining and dining”
I like to take my girlfriend to restaurants so she can complain I call it “whining and dining”
If you move to a different country at least TRY to fit in with the culture. Like when I lived in Italy & changed my name to Mario Spaghetti
If you move to a different country at least TRY to fit in with the culture. Like when I lived in Italy & changed my name to Mario Spaghetti
What does Tumblr and KFC’s chicken have in common? They both contain high amounts of trans fats. Edit: Omg guys! I didn’t expect this to take off this much, thanks guys!
What does Tumblr and KFC’s chicken have in common? They both contain high amounts of trans fats. Edit: Omg guys! I didn’t expect this to take off this much, thanks guys!
Wanna hear a joke? Psych
Wanna hear a joke? Psych
Poodles are just angry clouds with legs.
Poodles are just angry clouds with legs.
My Blonde neighbor says me and my friends suck at basketball. I asked her why and she said, “Because double teaming is against the rules”
My Blonde neighbor says me and my friends suck at basketball. I asked her why and she said, “Because double teaming is against the rules”
I did a theatrical performance about puns.. Really it was just a play on words.
I did a theatrical performance about puns.. Really it was just a play on words.
What’s the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread? The bread has more culture.
What’s the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread? The bread has more culture.
Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women won’t touch anything unless it’s at least 20% off.
Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women won’t touch anything unless it’s at least 20% off.