Parkinson’s Disease was named after its discoverer, Dr. Timothy Disease.
After being robbed in Paris Kim Kardashian has been silent, Kanye cancelled concerts, and Keeping Up With The Kardashians filming has been suspended…… Best gift from France ever!!!
After being robbed in Paris Kim Kardashian has been silent, Kanye cancelled concerts, and Keeping Up With The Kardashians filming has been suspended…… Best gift from France ever!!!
I saw a guy struggling with the frozen vending machine trying to get some ice cream. Really paralleled my attempts to reach my ex-girlfriend’s heart.
I saw a guy struggling with the frozen vending machine trying to get some ice cream. Really paralleled my attempts to reach my ex-girlfriend’s heart.
Roses are red… Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.
Roses are red… Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.
A green grape is on a vine next to a purple grape. It looks over, gasps, and says “BREATHE!”
A green grape is on a vine next to a purple grape. It looks over, gasps, and says “BREATHE!”
Amazon’s Prime Day
Amazon’s Prime Day
What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.
What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.
If you move to a different country at least TRY to fit in with the culture. Like when I lived in Italy & changed my name to Mario Spaghetti
If you move to a different country at least TRY to fit in with the culture. Like when I lived in Italy & changed my name to Mario Spaghetti
What does Tumblr and KFC’s chicken have in common? They both contain high amounts of trans fats. Edit: Omg guys! I didn’t expect this to take off this much, thanks guys!
What does Tumblr and KFC’s chicken have in common? They both contain high amounts of trans fats. Edit: Omg guys! I didn’t expect this to take off this much, thanks guys!
Wanna hear a joke? Psych
Wanna hear a joke? Psych