What did the girl mushroom say about the boy mushroom? He’s a real fun-guy.
A disciple asked, “Master, is it okay for a monk to use emails?” “Yes, son,” the guru quipped, “as long as there are no attachments.”
A disciple asked, “Master, is it okay for a monk to use emails?” “Yes, son,” the guru quipped, “as long as there are no attachments.”
My friend likes going out.Recently he went out of his mind.
My friend likes going out.Recently he went out of his mind.
What’s the difference between a Rottweiler and a Poodle? If a Rottweiler starts humping your leg you let it finish.
What’s the difference between a Rottweiler and a Poodle? If a Rottweiler starts humping your leg you let it finish.
Why did the chicken go to the seance? To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken go to the seance? To get to the other side.
What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic? A guy who stays up all night wondering if there’s a dog. ~ Infinite Jest, by DFW
What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic? A guy who stays up all night wondering if there’s a dog. ~ Infinite Jest, by DFW
Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I don’t know who it’s from.
Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I don’t know who it’s from.
The difference between a girlfriend and a girl friend… is a little chasm I call the friend zone.
The difference between a girlfriend and a girl friend… is a little chasm I call the friend zone.
Ever open a drawer to get something, forget what it was, close the drawer and immediately remember, only to have to open the drawer again?
Ever open a drawer to get something, forget what it was, close the drawer and immediately remember, only to have to open the drawer again?
My sister is a Cancer… ironic how she died… Killed by a giant crab.
My sister is a Cancer… ironic how she died… Killed by a giant crab.