What’s black and white and red all over and can’t get through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head.
Made a typo writing this report and stumbled on the worst joke. Database Administrator: I love my database so much, you could say she’s my databae.
Made a typo writing this report and stumbled on the worst joke. Database Administrator: I love my database so much, you could say she’s my databae.
I used to get sad when the leaves fell from the trees… But then they always grew back, so that was a releaf.
I used to get sad when the leaves fell from the trees… But then they always grew back, so that was a releaf.
Did you hear about the rabbi performing circumcisions for free? …he just kept the tips.
Did you hear about the rabbi performing circumcisions for free? …he just kept the tips.
You’re 35 weeks pregnant and gonna make me do math?
You’re 35 weeks pregnant and gonna make me do math?
I saw a car with “Wash Me” written on it, so I set it on fire. I’ll be damned if I’m going to allow cars to become sentient!
I saw a car with “Wash Me” written on it, so I set it on fire. I’ll be damned if I’m going to allow cars to become sentient!
If I were an astronaut, I’d want to be one for the Bahamas because I really don’t want to take the risk of actually going into space.
If I were an astronaut, I’d want to be one for the Bahamas because I really don’t want to take the risk of actually going into space.
Awful chat-up line: “Did your mother have zika virus?” Because I like a little head
Awful chat-up line: “Did your mother have zika virus?” Because I like a little head
I feel like I have something to prove here. Judge: That’s sort of how this works.
I feel like I have something to prove here. Judge: That’s sort of how this works.
What’s worse than getting dumped by your girlriend? Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.
What’s worse than getting dumped by your girlriend? Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.