Category: Money jokes

I saw the strangest thing ever today. I threw a sausage off the pier and some blind man jumped in after it, then when he reappeared out of the water, he had transformed into a Labrador.

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash? A gargoyle!

Which US President was least guilty? Lincoln. He was in a cent.

Can me and you go out sometime? “No, your grammar is too poor” Ok wow, my gramma broke af, but what that got to do with us?

I told a bunch of jokes I learned from Reddit to my coworkers. One of them was inspired to make his own… What do you call a convention for Irish people with flesh-eating diseases? A Leper-Con!

Policeman: I suppose you’re going to tell me you weren’t speeding. Motorist: I was speeding all right but I was testing you to see if you were paying attention.

I had a happy childhood. My dad would put me inside a tire and then roll me down a hill. They were Goodyear s.

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold? I dunno I just fly the drone…..

My new girl friend. Just got a new Czech girlfriend, but its taken her nearly 5 days to hoover the house. Turns out she’s a Slovak.

Japan Q : What do people in Japan call fat people ? A: “Double Buddha”