If Lucky Charms are magically delicious… it should be called Ethereal box.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn’t wearing a seatbelt.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn’t wearing a seatbelt.
I like my coffee like I like my girlfriend Not fucking my best friend STACY YOU WHORE!
I like my coffee like I like my girlfriend Not fucking my best friend STACY YOU WHORE!
How was copper wire invented??? 2 jews fighting over a penny
How was copper wire invented??? 2 jews fighting over a penny
How do you get a Jewish prostitute high? You stone ‘er.
How do you get a Jewish prostitute high? You stone ‘er.
When the Williams sisters’ play against each other, who sits in Venus’s box? Old Dick i.e. Richard Williams, her dad
When the Williams sisters’ play against each other, who sits in Venus’s box? Old Dick i.e. Richard Williams, her dad
I bought a race horse and decided to call it “MY FACE”. Just imagine it running down the home straight with all the women shouting “COME ON MY FACE”!!
I bought a race horse and decided to call it “MY FACE”. Just imagine it running down the home straight with all the women shouting “COME ON MY FACE”!!
They say you are what you eat… I guess that makes me human
They say you are what you eat… I guess that makes me human
The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t make that here.” Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar. He gets up and leaves. He takes a seat and orders a Polynesian Pearl Diver.
The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t make that here.” Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar. He gets up and leaves. He takes a seat and orders a Polynesian Pearl Diver.
I threw a cat in a lake I have finally made a pussy wet.
I threw a cat in a lake I have finally made a pussy wet.