*walks into hospital carrying baby* “What’s your return policy on this thing?”
What do you call it when people want to have sex while camping? Intense intents in tents.
What do you call it when people want to have sex while camping? Intense intents in tents.
The word of the day is legs… Lets go home and spread the word
The word of the day is legs… Lets go home and spread the word
Dude, you’re so black that when you wash yourself with soap… … You have to wash the soap itself with washing powder afterwards.
Dude, you’re so black that when you wash yourself with soap… … You have to wash the soap itself with washing powder afterwards.
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?? A Brazilian
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?? A Brazilian
When I was getting my prostate exam, I asked the Doctor where I should put my pants.. “Over there, beside mine” wasn’t the answer I was expecting.
When I was getting my prostate exam, I asked the Doctor where I should put my pants.. “Over there, beside mine” wasn’t the answer I was expecting.
When I die, I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather Not screaming, like the people in his car
When I die, I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather Not screaming, like the people in his car
Underwear… Because every present needs to be wrapped.
Underwear… Because every present needs to be wrapped.
Clubbing I never have a good time going out to clubs. I can’t seem to hit on any girls. All my friends pay to get in and hopefully leave with a one night stand. I pay to stand for one night.
Clubbing I never have a good time going out to clubs. I can’t seem to hit on any girls. All my friends pay to get in and hopefully leave with a one night stand. I pay to stand for one night.
Who is your’s Your Father’s- Mother’s- daunghter-in-law’s husband is your?
Who is your’s Your Father’s- Mother’s- daunghter-in-law’s husband is your?