How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes?
Heading out for drinks, bail money’s on top of the fridge.
Heading out for drinks, bail money’s on top of the fridge.
I’ve heard reincarnation is making a comeback.
I’ve heard reincarnation is making a comeback.
Met with a girl on tinder, Turns out her eyes were on her elbows instead of her face. She looked different than I thought she would.
Met with a girl on tinder, Turns out her eyes were on her elbows instead of her face. She looked different than I thought she would.
“Wanna go camping?” “No thanks, I have a house.”
“Wanna go camping?” “No thanks, I have a house.”
How many skin divers does it take to circumcise a whale? 4 skin divers
How many skin divers does it take to circumcise a whale? 4 skin divers
What do politicians and diapers have in common? Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reasons.
What do politicians and diapers have in common? Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reasons.
Took me forever to find this chronology book. It’s about time.
Took me forever to find this chronology book. It’s about time.
The Longest Joke Ever! My life
The Longest Joke Ever! My life
My Granddad is on a catheter…… It really takes the piss
My Granddad is on a catheter…… It really takes the piss