What did the bee say to the naughty bee ? Bee-hive yourself !
My friends say that I’m gay because I don’t like football. What a bunch of idiots. I’m gay because I like cock.
My friends say that I’m gay because I don’t like football. What a bunch of idiots. I’m gay because I like cock.
Hey everyone. I created a new word today. Plagiarism.
Hey everyone. I created a new word today. Plagiarism.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Why doesn’t Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year
Why doesn’t Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year
I got tired of resetting all my clocks after all the power outages this week. Today I woke up at the crack of random, blinking time o’clock.
I got tired of resetting all my clocks after all the power outages this week. Today I woke up at the crack of random, blinking time o’clock.
Whats the odd one out ? The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
Whats the odd one out ? The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
Have you heard about the sensitive burglar? He takes things personally.
Have you heard about the sensitive burglar? He takes things personally.
[wearing a ‘World’s Greatest Dad’ t-shirt while talking to the bartender] “The younger one is about 8 and the older one is older than 8.”
[wearing a ‘World’s Greatest Dad’ t-shirt while talking to the bartender] “The younger one is about 8 and the older one is older than 8.”
Saw a couple wearing surgical masks in public and all I could think was “what do they know that I don’t?”
Saw a couple wearing surgical masks in public and all I could think was “what do they know that I don’t?”