A Roman walks into a bar… He says “I’d like a martinus,” the bartender replies “don’t you mean a martini?”, the Roman replies “if I wanted a double I’d have asked for one.’
With great power comes a great electric bill.
With great power comes a great electric bill.
Don’t EVER let anyone tell you you’re not worth anything. You can get at least ten grand for one of your kidneys.
Don’t EVER let anyone tell you you’re not worth anything. You can get at least ten grand for one of your kidneys.
Two old ladies are sitting on a prk bench when a streaker ran past. One had a stroke. The other couldn’t reach.
Two old ladies are sitting on a prk bench when a streaker ran past. One had a stroke. The other couldn’t reach.
Spider-Man’s a great addition to The Avengers, if they’re looking for a superhero who is best at watching people they love die.
Spider-Man’s a great addition to The Avengers, if they’re looking for a superhero who is best at watching people they love die.
How do you plug a plow into a car stereo? Through the ox input.
How do you plug a plow into a car stereo? Through the ox input.
What has been inside a live bitch and dead pig? Apparently Cameroon’s dick.
What has been inside a live bitch and dead pig? Apparently Cameroon’s dick.
UK: We call it “Autumn”, from the French word “Automne”, and later, from the Latin “autumnus”. USA: WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAVES FALL DOWN
UK: We call it “Autumn”, from the French word “Automne”, and later, from the Latin “autumnus”. USA: WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAVES FALL DOWN
Research shows your medication is 879% more effective if you drink a 6 pack and a bottle of wine first. Also, I changed my name to Research.
Research shows your medication is 879% more effective if you drink a 6 pack and a bottle of wine first. Also, I changed my name to Research.
I tried to join the local hide and seek club today But I couldn’t find them
I tried to join the local hide and seek club today But I couldn’t find them