Congratulations to Charlie Hedbo for selling 3 million issues this week. I guess cartoons featuring Mohammed can be quite prophetable.
why did the boy drop his ice cream he was hit by a bus
why did the boy drop his ice cream he was hit by a bus
I heard hookers are now offering the “Romney” for $1,000. It includes every position.
I heard hookers are now offering the “Romney” for $1,000. It includes every position.
I almost got caught stealing a board game today… but it was a Risk I was willing to take.
I almost got caught stealing a board game today… but it was a Risk I was willing to take.
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? I can’t hear an enzyme.
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? I can’t hear an enzyme.
Santa Clause and a Jew [NSFW] Whats the difference between Santa Clause and a Jew? Santa Clause comes down the Chimney.
Santa Clause and a Jew [NSFW] Whats the difference between Santa Clause and a Jew? Santa Clause comes down the Chimney.
Why couldn’t anyone trust the snowman to do anything? He was kinda flakey
Why couldn’t anyone trust the snowman to do anything? He was kinda flakey
Did You Hear About the Man who was Arrested for Possessing NaCl and an Electrical Source? He was arrested for a salt and battery!
Did You Hear About the Man who was Arrested for Possessing NaCl and an Electrical Source? He was arrested for a salt and battery!
Pro Tip: you can’t just be sorry. You have to understand why I expect you to be sorry and be able to articulate that back to me in detail
Pro Tip: you can’t just be sorry. You have to understand why I expect you to be sorry and be able to articulate that back to me in detail
Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:(‘Lunch is on me!’)
Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:(‘Lunch is on me!’)