Why doesn’t Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year
I got tired of resetting all my clocks after all the power outages this week. Today I woke up at the crack of random, blinking time o’clock.
I got tired of resetting all my clocks after all the power outages this week. Today I woke up at the crack of random, blinking time o’clock.
Whats the odd one out ? The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
Whats the odd one out ? The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
Have you heard about the sensitive burglar? He takes things personally.
Have you heard about the sensitive burglar? He takes things personally.
[wearing a ‘World’s Greatest Dad’ t-shirt while talking to the bartender] “The younger one is about 8 and the older one is older than 8.”
[wearing a ‘World’s Greatest Dad’ t-shirt while talking to the bartender] “The younger one is about 8 and the older one is older than 8.”
Saw a couple wearing surgical masks in public and all I could think was “what do they know that I don’t?”
Saw a couple wearing surgical masks in public and all I could think was “what do they know that I don’t?”
What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941? There’s a little nip in the air.
What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941? There’s a little nip in the air.
What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a used car sales person? The used car sales person knows they are lying.
What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a used car sales person? The used car sales person knows they are lying.
I’m “don’t flash your headlights at someone who doesn’t have theirs on bc they will come and kill you” years old.
I’m “don’t flash your headlights at someone who doesn’t have theirs on bc they will come and kill you” years old.
What is the worst place to go on Black Friday? Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol
What is the worst place to go on Black Friday? Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol