The word of the day is legs… Lets go home and spread the word
Dude, you’re so black that when you wash yourself with soap… … You have to wash the soap itself with washing powder afterwards.
Dude, you’re so black that when you wash yourself with soap… … You have to wash the soap itself with washing powder afterwards.
Two guys in Ohio die and wake up in hell The paramedics revived them
Two guys in Ohio die and wake up in hell The paramedics revived them
GOP Congressmen are ripping the Obamacare website for not working for people that need it. Now they know how we feel about GOP Congressmen.
GOP Congressmen are ripping the Obamacare website for not working for people that need it. Now they know how we feel about GOP Congressmen.
How I like my women.. If their old enough to pee, their alright for me. or If their over 8, dont take the bait.
How I like my women.. If their old enough to pee, their alright for me. or If their over 8, dont take the bait.
I hate when the whole Internet mourns someone’s death & I have to Google them to find out if they were a politician, an athlete or a Muppet.
I hate when the whole Internet mourns someone’s death & I have to Google them to find out if they were a politician, an athlete or a Muppet.
How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich? Don’t be silly, walruses don’t make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich? Don’t be silly, walruses don’t make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
I once dated a girl that collected magazines. We had to break up because she had too many issues.
I once dated a girl that collected magazines. We had to break up because she had too many issues.
Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies? A. Bingo!
Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies? A. Bingo!
Whats black,white,black,white,black,white,red? A nun falling down the stairs on her period.
Whats black,white,black,white,black,white,red? A nun falling down the stairs on her period.