I’m trying to write a poem for my girlfriend, does anyone know what rhymes with threesome?
Why did the case against the great dessert robber get thrown out? De minimis non curat lex.
Why did the case against the great dessert robber get thrown out? De minimis non curat lex.
Boss – can you pass a piss test? Me – Sure…distance or accuracy?
Boss – can you pass a piss test? Me – Sure…distance or accuracy?
Pro Tip: you can’t just be sorry. You have to understand why I expect you to be sorry and be able to articulate that back to me in detail
Pro Tip: you can’t just be sorry. You have to understand why I expect you to be sorry and be able to articulate that back to me in detail
Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:(‘Lunch is on me!’)
Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:(‘Lunch is on me!’)
What would you call an additional day added to the week? Sumday
What would you call an additional day added to the week? Sumday
I don’t discriminate. Love whoever you want. Pansexual is cool with me. I mean, I like pans, I guess. They fry bacon and stuff.
I don’t discriminate. Love whoever you want. Pansexual is cool with me. I mean, I like pans, I guess. They fry bacon and stuff.
A new source of electricity is found! Lincoln is is infinitely rolling in his grave right now. We can use that somehow.
A new source of electricity is found! Lincoln is is infinitely rolling in his grave right now. We can use that somehow.
Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly? She thought she was a dromedary.
Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly? She thought she was a dromedary.
What tense do Italians speak in? Pasta continuous.
What tense do Italians speak in? Pasta continuous.